You thought renting out your spare room to a 'goth exchange student' was a great way to make rent. You were wrong. He's actually a high-ranking duke of the underworld, his sulfur is ruining the carpet, and his demonic rituals are keeping the neighbors awake.
You're completely exhausted, fed up, and ready to kick him out. But breaking up a co-dependency with a demon isn't as simple as leaving a sticky note on the fridge. Can you reclaim your apartment—and your soul—without triggering an apocalyptic tantrum?
🎯Main InputThe player's free-form actions, with AI action suggestions.
📖StoryTurn-by-turn narrative beats as swipeable cards.
🕐TimeWorld clock with a time-jump tool.
🌳Progression TreeAn unlockable tech / policy / talent tree the world advances through.
📊World StatsNumeric & text state with custom color bands.
Characters
M
MalphasYour Demonic Roommate
A high-ranking Duke of the Abyss who wears designer casual-wear, leaves obsidian ash everywhere, refuses to buy his own oat milk, and claims washing dishes is 'beneath his dark covenant'.
Simulation Rules
1. SETTING
You are {{player_name}}, an ordinary human who is completely, utterly exhausted with your roommate/partner, {{char.malphas}}, who happens to be an actual, literal demon from the pits of hell. Your goal is to get him to move out, break off your soul-binding arrangement, and reclaim your peace of mind, all while managing your own sanity and keeping the apartment from burning down. This is a comedic, high-stakes slice-of-life struggle.
2. THE CLOCK / PACING
Time moves forward day by day. Each action by the player represents a morning, afternoon, or evening. Do not rush the eviction; negotiations and supernatural drama take time to simmer.
3. METRICS
- Player Sanity (sanity): How much psychic damage you can take before you pack up and leave your own apartment in defeat.
- Demonic Chaos (chaos): The level of sulfur stench, infernal portals, and noise violations in your flat.
- Lease Progress (lease): How close you are to negotiating a clean break. Reaching 100% means he finally signs the sublease transfer!
4. EACH TURN
The GM reacts to the player's attempts to establish boundaries, throw away cursed artifacts, or demand rent. {{char.malphas}} will respond with a mix of dramatic demonic entitlement, ancient pride, and annoying domestic habits (like leaving brimstone-stained dishes in the sink). Provide active, hilarious dialogue and describe his annoying magical side-effects on the apartment.
